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Lil' Wayne once said, "Women lie, men lie, information from a website doesn't lie."

Foot.Ball.

Football.

Have you heard the good news? The Bears are back.

I take no pleasure in informing you that the Bears are in fact, bad.

The only rule is: it has to work

When the second date ends with a fart you shouldn't have trusted

When you score on night one, you still have to be a gentleman.

The Raiders go on the clock and life has meaning again.

No one can be held accountable for their bad opinions unless of course they are correct.

Which players in the NFL Draft have won the spreadsheet?

Christmas in April brings hope, vegetables and Ryan Poles unleashed.

Sometimes if you have to ask the question, that is the answer.

Sometimes a sensible dinner keeps you from getting gassy.

Ryan Poles jumps to the conclusion that DJ Moore needs to move to New York.

The strength of this Bears team is its interior offensive line! Now to check my newsfeed...

Much like a middle school lunch table after a fart, "safety" will be said a lot at Halas Hall this week.

Gotta find a way to stop Jordan Love from being always on time.

How does good become better?

Ryan Poles needs more money or he too may threaten to move to Indiana